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The Chalks
News.
October 2025
NYC Dates
The Chalks kick-off their NYC dates with a super secret pop-up show.
Stay tuned for details!
November 2025
THE CHALKS
Hot Takes & Hard Truths World Tour
The Chalks bring their smart and smart-alecky comedy and original music to
NYC's legendary Don't Tell Mama - Sunday • Nov 9th • 7pm
Circle your calendars. Roll your loose change ('cause it's CASH ONLY)
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January 2026
The Chalks in NYC
The Chalks bust into 2026 bringing their subversive, sharp-elbowed comedy and original music
to NYC's legendary Don't Tell Mama to help you get your mind right for the New Year!
Sunday • January 11 • 7pm
Show your kids how to use the microwave. Grab some paper money out of the chicken in your freezer - ('cause it's CASH ONLY)
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